Bad News for all you Dwellars.

footfootfoot · 11-12-2011, 02:43 PM

Last night as I was actually not even on the cellar, (go figure) I was informed by the Gruppenführer that not only was I spending too much time on the Cellar (as if, like, how is that even possible? but whatever) but that all of you are IMAGINARY!

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but you are just imaginary -- you aren't real. It isn't that you are not really my friends, it's that you don't even exist.

So, I'm not sure how this will pan out for all of you vis a vis your mortgages, tenure, job searches, pets dying, animals being born, kids going to college, and so on. My guess is that you should keep paying your mortgages and going to work and school and basically act as though you did, in fact, exist. At least until we get to the bottom of this.

I admit that I am still in a state of disbelief that some may say borders on denial.

11-12-2011, 02:43 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Bad News for all you Dwellars. Last night as I was actually not even on the cellar, (go figure) I was informed by the Gruppenführer that not only was I spending too much time on the Cellar (as if, like, how is that even possible? but whatever) but that all of you are IMAGINARY! I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but you are just imaginary -- you aren't real. It isn't that you are not really my friends, it's that you don't even exist. So, I'm not sure how this will pan out for all of you vis a vis your mortgages, tenure, job searches, pets dying, animals being born, kids going to college, and so on. My guess is that you should keep paying your mortgages and going to work and school and basically act as though you did, in fact, exist. At least until we get to the bottom of this. I admit that I am still in a state of disbelief that some may say borders on denial. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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