Suck it up and tell me how to light my pilot. kthxbai
Seriously, I've tried. I've watched 67 online videos, printed about 15 pages, and read every forum I could find. But there is nothing that looks like any of the videos, not in my furnace, and apparently skipping the part of the directions that says to put the flame to the pilot assembly are non-negotiable: waving a lighter around in the hole is too imprecise.
This little electric heater works just fine for now...but I'll need heat soon. Ugh, winter.