Riddle me this, haiku man!

[ZenGum]

A bit is 12.5 cents, originally it was half a quarter, that is, half of 25 cents. Hence you'd put in your two bits worth = 25c.

You're gonna spit when you get it.

Six and four fifths bits
of the woes of this sad world
The king is to blame.

Blink blink blink blink blink
Light up as if I should care.
I do not answer.

You are at work, and there is a call waiting in your voicemail.