Happy 4th of July

Sundae · 07-04-2011, 02:39 PM

Major apols for not sending you all cards.
Mum was quite appalled this morning to find that I hadn't.

She doesn't seem to grasp that:
1) it's not a card occasion (do excuse my faux pas if it is)
2) you majorly outnumber me
3) 99.99% would far rather I use the money to pay off a debt or put money into the Cellar tip jar than buy and post numerous cards. The 0.01% will be buttfucked in the mouth by Monster.

That said - many happy teabags, light the blue touchpaper and enjoy x

07-04-2011, 02:39 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Major apols for not sending you all cards. Mum was quite appalled this morning to find that I hadn't. She doesn't seem to grasp that: 1) it's not a card occasion (do excuse my faux pas if it is) 2) you majorly outnumber me 3) 99.99% would far rather I use the money to pay off a debt or put money into the Cellar tip jar than buy and post numerous cards. The 0.01% will be buttfucked in the mouth by Monster. That said - many happy teabags, light the blue touchpaper and enjoy x __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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