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well, a little discretion behooves everyone, does it not? my alcoholism embarrasses me slightly less than the idea or (more) photographs of my dangly bits floating around the interwebs after all... but maaaybe if you cellar ladies beg... well, if that bottle gets a little emptier, i could be talked into more?
...no promises... i might be running for office one day, after all! but... well, we all know how much i feeeeeeed on positive reenforcement that i'm not completely unattractive, right?
ETA: for the record, i'm already two shots further into that bottle than i was when i posted... i'm so very young and impressionable. It would be so very inappropriate to beg me into better shots, right?
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh
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