funny things kids say

[lumberjim]

Spencer is a hoot.

I've got a few of these, but i'll just give you my favorite for now:

One evening right before bed time, spencer and I are playing with clay. I'm sculpting clay vegetables, and he' smaking clay coins to buy from me. ( he was 4 at the time). So, this goes on for a while, and I get a little tired of it. plus, it is now bed time. So i say," ok, Spence, lets clean up and get ready for bed."
"wait, I still have some coins left."

"well, I'm done....lets go" and i'm putting the clay away. "hand me that blue clay"...

"no, just a little more!"

"cmon, spence...it's bed time. Give me the clay."

and he says,......."Fine, here ya go, ya little prick!" .....and goes all round shouldered and stomps off...

I almost peed in my pants......

where did he get that?!....I certainly never called HIM a "little prick"

a few days later, my

cat is screaming, and i say," Quiet, ya little prick!"


....there it was.......