Food Parcel Request!

[Sundae]

Don't worry, I will pay both for the items and shipping.
I just can't pay until Monday and I need the items shipped by then.
Take pity on a poor English girl with no access to cheap American food

I'm after a block of Velveeta Cheese and a can of Hormel No Bean Chili.
The cheese I could get in the UK, but it's not guaranteed I'd get it in time if I purchased Monday and of course I'd have to pay shipping costs anyway.

I haven't found anywhere to get single cans of No Bean Chili.
Even on eBay you have to order from the States.

Obviously you'll have to trust me for the money (it'll be via PayPal if you have it) but I promise I haven't hung around here for 4.5 years just to try and scam you out of approx $20. Really.

PM me if you prefer to do it that way.
I am happy to send food to the same value in return if you prefer.

ETA - I need it for Friday 14th.
If you don't think that's possible just say and I'll give up the idea