Hi everyone! Stupid newbie here!

[Madman]

Hey everyone. Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Maria and I'm a stupid newbie (at least that's what they refer to new people at SA, but whatever).

Hi LovelyMaria... I lurk around here looking for damsels that stray away from the Cellar. It's not that I'm dangerous or a threat... I'm just a... Madman!


I didn't know we did intros? No, that's not a question - I just thought I'd use the question mark because...

I think I should do an intro. Let me think about it for a few weeks.