Why does my brain hurt?

[squirell nutkin]

I think it is because I am renting space in it to people who call me on the phone and ask if I know of any farmers who are raising their pigs on non gmo corn because it's the gmos that are creating new proteins that "the body" (not my, yours, or ours, but the) can't digest and that is why "There are" allergies.

Fine. Be that as it may, do you think maybe putting down your 27th diet coke for the day and picking up a glass of plain old water might also be a step in the right direction? How about a little cardio-vascular exercise? By the way, do you actually have any allergies or are you just being ready for when they arrive?

Not that it's any of my business, but mightn't your energies be spent more constructively insulating your house and repairing the heating system now that it's winter instead of quixotic juggernauts into the land of pure pork?

Just wondering, I mean since you called me and all.