Micro non-manager

[slang]

the continuing saga


MG was injured the other night. He somehow managed to get a sliver of fiberglass about the size of a finishing nail through his hand. Through the fleshy part between the thumb and the base of the index finger.

MG: (working hard as usual, making grunts and groans to bring attention to the fact he was lifting stuff that would give every member of the team a hernia ) OHH FUCK MEEEE!!! (looks at his hand)
HammerGuy: Nice work, better head to the office.
MG: (pulls the fiberglass out and bleeds all over the floor) Nahh, it's nothin'
LineLeader: Go make out a report MG.
MG: Sheeee-it, for this? (starts going to the other members to show them, bleeding all over the place in the process) You think this is bad slang? (like I'm somehow qualified to assess a wound)
Slang: It's not bad , just stop the bleeding so I dont bust my ass slipping on your blood.
MG: Blood!? You aint never seen blood fagboy! When I was in Nam I was hit by a mortar.
Slang: Ours or theirs?
MG: (piercing glare)