Another Year Older, and Much Deeper in Debt

smoothmoniker · 10-28-2009, 10:31 AM

Today is my birthday. I'm 34. This last year, I finally became an adult. Taking on a mortgage seemed to do the trick.

The reason I know I'm an adult is because I am spending my birthday going along with the things my kids think are exciting to do to celebrate my birthday (breakfast in bed, acting out a happy birthday play, wrapping up my iphone as a present) instead of things I think are fun to do (sleep in, sit quietly on the back porch and drink coffee, snort blow off the tatted up inner thigh of a high price call girl).

Hurray, I'm in my mid-30's. It sucks.

10-28-2009, 10:31 AM	#1
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	Another Year Older, and Much Deeper in Debt Today is my birthday. I'm 34. This last year, I finally became an adult. Taking on a mortgage seemed to do the trick. The reason I know I'm an adult is because I am spending my birthday going along with the things my kids think are exciting to do to celebrate my birthday (breakfast in bed, acting out a happy birthday play, wrapping up my iphone as a present) instead of things I think are fun to do (sleep in, sit quietly on the back porch and drink coffee, snort blow off the tatted up inner thigh of a high price call girl). Hurray, I'm in my mid-30's. It sucks. __________________ to live and die in LA

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