What's so Manly about American Football?

monster · 10-25-2009, 10:45 PM

I'm watching the game tonight and I'm sorta thinking it doesn't really look so masculine....

No. wait! Hear me out...

They have shiny uniforms
... that are skintight
with cap sleeves

They have so much padding
A mommy's boy would complain
about overprotection

They make a big deal about
every single freaking yard.
Man up and go for the whole damn distance.

or at least something more than three feet

And they get free do-overs too

10-25-2009, 10:45 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	What's so Manly about American Football? I'm watching the game tonight and I'm sorta thinking it doesn't really look so masculine.... No. wait! Hear me out... They have shiny uniforms ... that are skintight with cap sleeves They have so much padding A mommy's boy would complain about overprotection They make a big deal about every single freaking yard. Man up and go for the whole damn distance. or at least something more than three feet And they get free do-overs too __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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