Humor...I Need Humor...

[dar512]

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.


Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.


The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.


Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.


Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.


Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver


The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.


Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.


Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.


Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.


The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.


Abba---
Denture Queen.


Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.


Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.


Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry if I want To.


And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again