Now that's just cheeky...

[Undertoad]

Originally Posted by DanaC

Being friends doesn't mean never criticising. We've always criticised each other. Sometimes in the strongest terms.

DanaC: Toad, you're immensely fat, do you know that? It's disgusting. Most sensible people would have addressed that.
UT: I know. I have a problem. Please help me, I know your son has a big freezer, can he just take all the food out of my freezer?
DanaC: What? Hell no, then *he* might get fat!