Shitting at Work

Sundae · 12-27-2008, 07:41 AM

I think the littering issue was in another thread, but it still shocks me.
Throwing paper towels on the floor is the ultimate in rudeness.

BUY A GEL BASED ANTI-BACTERIAL HAND CLEANSER!

I have one. I'm not a germ freak by any means. And I'm rarely ill - this Christmas being an exception but I'm in a centrally heated house with two pensioners with colds.

I used to go back to my desk and apply my hand cleaner. No-one had to clean up after me. No minimum wage serf had to pick my apparently germy paper towels off the floor. Oh and for the record - I can count the amount of times I've touched my arsehole through the toilet paper on the fingers of one (germy) hand. I use toilet paper so I don't touch it.

When the IRA were in the habit of targetting litter bins, they were removed from British Rail and Underground stations. Guess what? The decent people put their rubbish in their pockets. Okay it might not have been germy (but how do you know the newsagent didn't finger your Snickers after fingering his areshole?) but it was a minor inconvenience.

View Poll Results: Where do you go #2 at work?
I do not defecate at the office	4	17.39%
Anywhere, anytime, no big deal	14	60.87%
Only in a special, out of the way restroom	4	17.39%
In the executive's washroom, no worries	2	8.70%
In a box or other non-standard container	2	8.70%
Other: specify	2	8.70%
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12-27-2008, 07:41 AM	#20
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think the littering issue was in another thread, but it still shocks me. Throwing paper towels on the floor is the ultimate in rudeness. BUY A GEL BASED ANTI-BACTERIAL HAND CLEANSER! I have one. I'm not a germ freak by any means. And I'm rarely ill - this Christmas being an exception but I'm in a centrally heated house with two pensioners with colds. I used to go back to my desk and apply my hand cleaner. No-one had to clean up after me. No minimum wage serf had to pick my apparently germy paper towels off the floor. Oh and for the record - I can count the amount of times I've touched my arsehole through the toilet paper on the fingers of one (germy) hand. I use toilet paper so I don't touch it. When the IRA were in the habit of targetting litter bins, they were removed from British Rail and Underground stations. Guess what? The decent people put their rubbish in their pockets. Okay it might not have been germy (but how do you know the newsagent didn't finger your Snickers after fingering his areshole?) but it was a minor inconvenience. Last edited by Sundae; 12-27-2008 at 08:11 AM.

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