Does Anyone feel like Bailing

[ZenGum]

Weeeellll, back in the, in the, uhh, depression, we called it then, not like the depression you get today which is just some kid with no guts in a sulky mood wantin' medicine for free, good for nothing freeloaders, anyway, we knew that we were all just pawns bein' moved about on some giant chessboard, ya see, it was all run by the foreign banks that were run by certain groups which we ain't supposed to say nowadays, and there was an international conspiracy and stuff, and you didn't know who was who or what was what, except that you knew if someone was wearin' pants then they was a man, not like nowadays, and I tell you, the DOW was minus ten thousand, and then it went further down, I remember one time it was minus twelve thousand or so, no twelve million it was, yes thats right, twelve thousand, and all I had to eat for a week was an onion (which I had tied to my belt)...