Little Teenage Bitch thread

[Ibby]

whoa.

she just got mugged, literally RIGHT around the corner from the building.
like i can actually SEE the place where it happened from our balcony.
i was standing in the living room
and i hear a girl scream bloody murder, help me, help me
i run out onto the balcony to see what the hell is going on
i see a girl in a red dress run through the gate as a couple guys on a moped speed off
i run in to get my glasses but i still cant see if it's her or not
then her mom comes out on their balcony and starts yelling down to her
and shes like, 'i got robbed, they took my bag'
i throw on a shirt and grab some flip-flops and go down
a few other people from the building come out to see what they can do
one of the dads from the building hops on his bike and rides the direction they went
i just kinda stand there with her, give her a little hug, talk to her, joke around, make her feel better a bit
her dad's talking to the cops in chinese, cause his is better than hers
finally she goes off to the police station (which, might i add, is less than a hundred yards from where they mugged her) with her dad
i give her another little comforting sorta hug
she gives me a big ol' tight hug, a thank-you sorta thing

well, i guess if we do dinner tomorrow night, it's on me, huh.