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Old 05-14-2008, 09:26 AM   #11
spudcon
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Three guys, a doctor, a lawyer and a biker were sitting in a bar, discussing wedding anniversaries.

The lawyer says " I'm buying my wife diamond necklace and a BMW. That way, if she doesn't like the necklace, she'll still see how much I love her."

The doctor, sipping his scotch says "I'm buying my wife a cruise around the world, and a new house. If she doesn't like the cruise, the new house will demonstrate how deeply I love her."

The biker puts down his beer and says "I'm getting my wife a new t-shirt and a dildo.
Then, if she doesn't like the t-shirt, she can go fuck herself."
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