Woman Jailed For Testicle Attack

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Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle { }with her bare hands { } has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances {I would too!} at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out {SWALLOW, BITCH!} . A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." {Gee thanks a &%$#ing lot!}

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

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With a reputation like this, I reckon she should survive prison okay...