What’s Irritating the Sh*t out of me!

[Cicero]

I already told you to do what my boss does...which is hilarious...If it's a guy..talk about their penis size. If it's a foreign guy and you can't get throught their accent...ask if they beat their wife. Get personal. They are interrupting your life. Waste their time and talk about inappropriate subjects. Ask about Jesus. Do they believe in Jesus? Inform them about the benefits of accepting Jesus into their heart, and don't stop.


This shady internet pill company keeps calling my boss everyday, and she takes the time to multi-task, she works and keeps them on the line to fuck up their day too. Because no matter what she says...she gets the same company every other day. I heard one call recently that was funny.

Guy from india accent: So, you do not currently take any medication?
My boss: No, pencil dick, I do not. Is it true what they say about your small penis sizes in your country?
Guy from India: Well, you should be taking your medication...

Me: lol!!!