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infectious waste case
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: mooon base alpha 5
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Husband emerged from the bathroom naked, and was climbing into bed, when he's wife complained as usual "I have a headache."
"Perfect" says husband, "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with asprin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, its up to you. I was walking down the road earlier, and there was a blind man at the cash machine he said to me, "excuse me sir, can you please check my balance for me?" I said to him, "of course I don't mind." And I pushed him over.
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do drugs f*ck every one up, or is it just that f*cked up people take too many drugs? |
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