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Old 10-08-2007, 04:26 AM   #1
ZenGum
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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You sound like a horny moose!

The way I found the cellar was by googling "horny moose" which lead to the IotD from October 19 2004.
Why was I googling "horny moose"? Wellllll....
Where I work the stairwell has remarkable acoustics. I demonstrated this to a colleague by making a whhoooooooooo noise to get the reverberation. She, being a zany Canadian, replied, "you sound like a horny moose." I, being a jackass, replied "I bet you say that to all the boys." Then I thought of a better one, which I shared "yes, but I'm hung like a horny mouse."
Since then I have produced a one-liner reply to the straight line "you sound like a horny moose" EVERY WEEK for the last four months or so. But now I'm really running out. Which was why I googled "horny moose". And although I didn't find a big list of horny moose jokes, I DID find a group of witty punsters and groaning jokers. So I am throwing the line out to all cellarbrities, give me your witty responses.
Mine so far have included:
I bet you say that to all the boys
Yes but I'm hung like a horny mouse
They're not horns - they're antlers
(Pats front of trousers) Yeah, and that's not the only resemblance
Yeah, but its the pheromones that are really driving you nuts
True, but I taste like a chocolate mousse
Well that might explain all those randy lady mooses around my apartment last night
Yes, but pound like a horny monkey (hand action).
(Disney voice) H-O-R ..... N-E-Y .... M-O-O-S-E.... (squeaky) Hi Kids, its another week of the Horney moose show...
Yes, Horny Mousse, the new hair-styling product from Clari-elk
Well, that might explain why I had a DEER TICK on my BALLS last week ... TRUE STORY! (and have the photos to prove it)
I just do it to amoose myself
Sooo, you up for a moostache ride then?
Dammit woman, don't you know a horny wombat when you hear one?

I think there's been more but I can't remember.

So ... any suggestions?

Last edited by ZenGum; 10-08-2007 at 05:11 AM. Reason: The devil made me do it
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