Has anyone ever had french fries?
When was it? Were they good? How much were they? Where did you get them? Would you buy them again? Do your friends eat french fries? Where do they get them? How much do they pay? Are they having a good experience with the french fries? Did they share them? How many did they share? Do they own stock in french fries? Did they feed one to their dog? Did the dog like the french fry? How long did it take to eat them? Were they small, medium, or large packages? Were they curly, or straight? Were they thin, or thick? Did they have a beverage with their fries? What was the beverage? Did it taste good with the fries? Was there a better beverage they could have had with the fries? If they had a beverage how much did they pay for it? Were they happy with that beverage? Did their dog drink water after eating the fries? Did you take the dog for a walk? After the walk, did he eat more fries? Where do you plan to get your next fries? Do you tend to mix it up, or are there certain fries that you lean towards buying? Is it because of the taste or the cost? Have you ever been mugged for your fries? Have the fry people ever screwed you over when handing you the fries, like, did they drop them, or overcharge you, or steal your bankcard, or spit on them, or forget the salt? What did you do with the fry package when you were done? Did you throw it into a trashcan. Did you find one of the "Thank You" boxes and discard of your fry receptacle? Was it in a good spot? How many fry boxes were already in it?
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