Tasteless Jokes

[Rexmons]

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are standing in divorce court awaiting the judge to begin deliberations when the judge says "Mickey, it says here you want to divorce Minnie because she acts silly. That doesn't sound like a very good reason to me, would you care to explain yourself?" At which point Mickey stands and says in his squeky voice "Your honor, I didn't say I want to divorce her because she acts silly, I said I wanted to divorce her because she's fucking Goofy!"