QUACK! This just in!!!

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Irrelevant Idea: Hong Kong prostitution out of control!!!

Simple all knowing explanation: As we know, many girls from China and Hong Kong are kidnapped, sold and forced to become prostitutes. Attempts to rescue them are few and far between. They need a solution right away! The solution? Don't breed girls in China or Hong Kong.

Hey, wait a second...didn't they already try that?

In Other News: America is crime ridden and lets too many invaders in! Oh my!

In Other News As Well: Alas, another horrible thing is being ejaculated out of Hong Kong. You may have seen her on the Cellar about 3 months ago initially. She has proved to be a worthy irrational personality on the Cellar unwilling to submit to logical explanations about a country who she prejudges indefinitely. Most of her unintelligible ramble stems from her previously removed country of the United States. Not being able to see the picture of America as a WHOLE the right of now known as "ducky" attempted to tear America apart and try to fill in her "solutions" and ideas on an independent state she knew too little to begin with. All this happened in March during the Cho Gun thread on the Cellar, now she has reemerged at the end of May bashing America's "invaders".
Caution.
Please beware. If you confuse her she will resort to "you're stupid lol" or may not even address any point you made in your arguement. If found in her natural habitat of Hong Kong, she will most likely be seen in her black bob and innocent first impression. But later on those unfortunate to make a point to her will feel the wrath of her "Phalanx" post technique which deflects any attack on herself and barrels through just and compelling ideas. This technique has killed many many good pawn ideas that just wanted to make a difference. We grieve in their ultimate peril.

There is no solution to the quarry of declared righteous beliefs and cultural intolerance she will never let go of, but mind you, she is 16. Which ultimately means...."She's a simple person who views the world a simple way. Any other way...is stupid lol."

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