Cellar Worship

[Shawnee123]

(cue theme music)
Shawnee: Thanks Hung (cheesy smile.)
(turns to camera) Thanks to ALL of you who participated. You know, people don't think about what happens behind the scenes (cue slowed down theme music) Yet, there are hundreds of people who make this happen every day. From the guy behind the camera, to the lady who makes sure the green room fridge is stocked: they are all important to this process. Yes, important to us, right Hung?

(camera swings to Hung)

Hung: That's right, Shawnee! And it all comes together on this very...special...night. (Hungs wipes tear from eye.)

Shawnee: I know Hung, it's hard not to get a little choked up. OK, without further adieu, I would like to present to you The Cellar You Would Most Likely Erect A Shrine In Your Own Home To, for 2007...the winner is UNDERTOAD.

(Crowd goes wild. UT sits, teary-eyed and humble as his friends and family crowd around him, patting him on the back, hugging and kissing him.)

Shawnee: You know, it's an honor just to win, but let's face it: the prize part ain't so bad either (winks) UT, here is your prize, chosen especially for you:

(drum roll)

Shawnee: It's a BRAND NEW candy bar!!! But wait! We're going to throw in a life-size carboard cutout of lumberjim, a whale penis, and a make a monkey walk device. You deserve it, you deserve it all, Undertoad.

Thank you all for coming. Good night, and have a great year!

(Run theme music and closing credits)