A Town Willing To Enforce The Law

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Hmm. Maybe we should, in the interest of fairness, enforce other federal laws, while we're at it. Don't you think it's fair to require tax records of previous years to verify that the potential customers haven't committed tax evasion? Better get an audit while you're at it. Oh, and to prevent the appearance of discrimination, submit *all* such customers to this scrutiny.

And while we're being so evenhanded, why restrict your deputization of landlords and construction contractors? It seems fair that all other commercial transactions should be subject to exactly the same scrutiny. Make grocery stores and gas stations liable at $1000 per transaction for food or fuel sold to illegals. And strip them of their business license to prevent recidivism.

That'll show them. They won't be able to work, have no place to live, can't buy food to eat or fuel to drive. They'll be sitting ducks! Round them up, easy as pie! Don't deport them, though, they'll just come right back. And since we don't want them consuming any of our resources, putting them in prison is really expensive, so just dig a big hole, shoot them all and send the bill for the excavation to one of those brown countries down there. Don't forget the cost of the bullets, eh?