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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

The word "fellatrix" would never be allowed in a movie screenplay. (Not because it's naughty, but because too many people would go, "a what???")

Here’s the setup: it’s Pulp Fiction II: The Prequel. Vincent and Jules are on their way to carry out some business...

VINCENT: After this job, I’m taking a break.

JULES: where you going?

VINCENT: I’m goin’ to Amsterdam

JULES: Amsterdam? I hear there’s fucked up shit going on in Amsterdam.

VINCENT: When were you in Amsterdam?

JULES: I didn’t SAY I was in Amsterdam, I said I HEARD there was some fucked up shit goin on in Amsterdam. Tony Rocky Horror went last year and barely made it outa that motherfucker ALIVE.

VINCENT: Really.

JULES: Shit yeah. Motherfucker went to the House of Fellatrix. You gotta visit that motherfucker.

VINCENT: Nah. I ain’t into all that whips and chains and shit.

JULES: No, House of Fellatrix is this storefront with bitches in the window, specializing in blow jobs.

VINCENT: So, a fellatrix is a woman who likes to give blow jobs.

JULES: Hell, yeah. They got women in Amsterdam who could suck you so hard, you’ll meet St. Peter at the goddamn pearly tonsils.

VINCENT: Alright.