Being Straylyan

[sandypossum]

new Aussie definitions

billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle
matesh*t: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor
shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity
yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants
shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep
technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party


My first Cellar post - ripper!