Favorite Simpson's Quotes

[Kagen4o4]

Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche

Ralph: I sleep in a drawer.

not ralph, kerny's kid

marge: homer, that crazy lady that lives in our trash pile attacked me again today
homer: thats not the way she tells it

lisa: but who will police the police?
homer: i dunno...coastgaurd?

homer: a moron? but im from earth!

*homer lifts up his shirt to reveal all his organs visable after being attacked by a badger*
homer: i should probably see a doctor about this though
lisa: how did the badger do that without ripping your clothes?
homer: what am i a tailor?

becky: you got poison to play at our wedding?
leadsinger: we're not poison, we're a living tribute to poison
drummer: WE NEED A RIDE HOME!

scorpio: ever seen a man say goodbye to his shoes?
homer: *chuckles* yes once.

homer: do you have any sugar?
scorpio:hmm let me see *pulls sugar out of his pockets*, here ya go, sorry its not in packages *puts hands back in pockets* want any cream?
homer: eeehhh..noooo

sorry that will do for now