This is Tuffy the pimpdaddy doggie. His ho’s name is Spjut.
Tuffy pimps out Spjut to Boeing as an advanced material technology specialist so Spjut can supply the best canned food and chew toys a pimp could want. The envy of the kennel.
Like most pimps, Tuffy takes Spjut to work everyday ‘cause those lazy hos can’t be trusted. Since Spjut has a visual field of only 2 degrees, can see only a small area directly in front, Tuffy applied some muscle to Boeing. They responded with a variety of high-tech, "assistive" equipment, to accommodate his visual limitations. Among his work tools are two flat-screen monitors, one of which magnifies whatever is on the screen up to 25 times, a laptop program that responds to voice commands, a screen reader and enlarger, and a separate voice device to control the screen reader and enlarger. Good Ho.
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Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:58 PM.
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