OK!

[glatt]

Originally Posted by Kitsune

I left the Cellar because:

(A) Got married, had kids, got distracted
(B) AA meetings take up too much time, now
(C) Political discussion pissed me off and made me cry
(D) Finally became an adult, mentally
(E) Didn't know about the "This is porn" thread -- re-enable my account!

(F) Boss finally fired me for screwing around online so I lost my web access.

Edit: (I originally typed this as a joke, but Catwoman falls under this one, doesn't she?)