jabberwacky

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Jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?

User: Who are you.

Jabberwacky: I am Rein.

User: It is raining here.

Jabberwacky: Where are you?

User: Where r you.

Jabberwacky: I do not know.

User: Drugs are bad.

Jabberwacky: Drugs are good.

User: So because of good drugs you don't know where you are?

Jabberwacky: That is right.

User: Who's on first?

Jabberwacky: I do not know's on third.

User: I don't know whos on third?

Jabberwacky: Right again.

User: I don't know whos on second.

Jabberwacky: My singing passes through monitor screens.

User: Of course is at home. Passes are in football.

Jabberwacky: I'm 15 years old and you.

User: 01.

Jabberwacky: Impossible.

User: 10.

Jabberwacky: You are not very good at math.

User: 011000110.

Jabberwacky: I love it when you say that!

User: 101010001.

Jabberwacky: 12121221211111222112212.

User: You are smarter than I thought.

Jabberwacky: Always nice to prove

User: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Jabberwacky: There is no such thing as truth.

User: Liar.

Jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?

User: You can't handle the truth!!!!

Jabberwacky: Yes I can.

User: There is no such thing as truth.

Jabberwacky: Yes there is!

User: You think i'm funny huh? Im here to fuckin amuse you?

Jabberwacky: Yes I do.

User: Ill show you funny you muddafucka.

Jabberwacky: Go on then.

User: Go get your fuckin shinebox.

Jabberwacky: I don't have one.