Tattoo You?

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by LabRat

BTW, you can't imagine how bad a vagina can look...

A family had decided to go on a nudist holiday together, so the parents walked around their house naked for a week to acclimatise their young son to the human form.

His only reaction was to point to his Mummy's pubis and say, "What's that?"
"That's my hedgehog," she replied.

All was going well at the camp, until one day the little boy came in from playing, crying his little eyes out.

"What's wrong?" asked his Father.
The little boy pointed to an old woman walking past, "I think someone ran over that lady's hedgehog, " said the boy, "All its guts are hanging out!"