December 7, 2006: Bad skiing in Alps

SydneyBoy · 12-07-2006, 04:41 PM

The fart thread? Haven't seen it but it brings to mind the following:

* Methane is a greenhouse gas
* We all fart methane
* Most of the energy produced is by methods that produce large amounts of greenhouse gases
* Therefore, why not strap some sort of balloon device to everyone's bums, collect the methane and use it in gas power plants?

And we don't need to stop at people - livestock such as cows and sheep (chickens?) could also have their own balloons. Dolphins?? The possibilities are endless!

Anyone with me on this one?

12-07-2006, 04:41 PM	#20
SydneyBoy Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19	The fart thread? Haven't seen it but it brings to mind the following: * Methane is a greenhouse gas * We all fart methane * Most of the energy produced is by methods that produce large amounts of greenhouse gases * Therefore, why not strap some sort of balloon device to everyone's bums, collect the methane and use it in gas power plants? And we don't need to stop at people - livestock such as cows and sheep (chickens?) could also have their own balloons. Dolphins?? The possibilities are endless! Anyone with me on this one? __________________ At night rave near the guard's compartment naked with a blue light.

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