11/10/02: Divine Sex Toys

juju · 11-10-2002, 05:50 PM

These are from blowfish.com:

Jackhammer Jesus

Jesus fucking Christ. Literally. This extremely blasphemous dildo features a fairly realistic dickhead at the tip, and a crucifix complete with a figure of our crucified Lord at the base. A very hefty dildo with lots of ridges and bulges, it's perfect for playing debauched priest, naughty nun, or re-enacting The Exorcist. The Blowfishies are all convinced that we're going straight to hell for carrying this toy; if you want to join us on the trip, we can't think of a better way than buying one for yourself.

Virgin Mary

Hail Mary, full of grace... This dildo is adorned with the serene visage of the Holy Mother, her hands folded in prayer for all the sick bastards who would buy such a thing. A perfect gift for the more perverse lapsed Catholics in your life.

Baby Jesus Butt-Plug

Glory to the newborn King! Perfect for altars, creches, baby showers and Secret Santa gifts, the Baby Jesus Butt-Plug is designed complete with swaddling clothes (although if you're going to share him, we suggest that you use a swaddling condom).

11-10-2002, 05:50 PM	#1
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	11/10/02: Divine Sex Toys These are from blowfish.com: Jackhammer Jesus Jesus fucking Christ. Literally. This extremely blasphemous dildo features a fairly realistic dickhead at the tip, and a crucifix complete with a figure of our crucified Lord at the base. A very hefty dildo with lots of ridges and bulges, it's perfect for playing debauched priest, naughty nun, or re-enacting The Exorcist. The Blowfishies are all convinced that we're going straight to hell for carrying this toy; if you want to join us on the trip, we can't think of a better way than buying one for yourself. Virgin Mary Hail Mary, full of grace... This dildo is adorned with the serene visage of the Holy Mother, her hands folded in prayer for all the sick bastards who would buy such a thing. A perfect gift for the more perverse lapsed Catholics in your life. Baby Jesus Butt-Plug Glory to the newborn King! Perfect for altars, creches, baby showers and Secret Santa gifts, the Baby Jesus Butt-Plug is designed complete with swaddling clothes (although if you're going to share him, we suggest that you use a swaddling condom).

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