What's mildly amusing you today?

[Diaphone Jim]

A missionary was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle, where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them, was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.

He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock.”

Hearing this, the chief repeats, "Rock."

The missionary is elated with the results. They walk a bit further and hear rustling in the bushes. They peek over the top and see a couple of natives in the midst of heated sexual activity. The missionary is embarrassed, and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.

The missionary is flabergasted. He’s spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other. “How could you kill these people in cold blood that way?!”

The chief replied, "My bike"