Love Bites

OnyxCougar · 05-10-2004, 09:16 AM

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Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse

WARSAW (Reuters) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.

"The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters.

The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.

An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.

smoothmoniker · 05-10-2004, 09:44 AM

I get the same thing when a hot woman walks past ...

-sm

jaguar · 05-10-2004, 10:12 AM

What, your jugular ripped out? Or the whiplash-headturning induced spine damage?

SteveDallas · 05-10-2004, 11:23 AM

I think he meant that he "[goes] wild and [begins] straining and bucking"!

jaguar · 05-10-2004, 12:40 PM

I know, that was meant to be a joke, I didn't think it was that bad.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-10-2004, 04:58 PM

I guess Robert R. wasn't a cop, otherwise he would know better than to get into the middle of a domestic.

05-10-2004, 10:12 AM	#3
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	What, your jugular ripped out? Or the whiplash-headturning induced spine damage? __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-10-2004, 12:40 PM	#5
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	I know, that was meant to be a joke, I didn't think it was that bad. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-10-2004, 04:58 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I guess Robert R. wasn't a cop, otherwise he would know better than to get into the middle of a domestic. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-10-2004, 09:44 AM	#2
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	I get the same thing when a hot woman walks past ... -sm

05-10-2004, 11:23 AM	#4
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I think he meant that he "[goes] wild and [begins] straining and bucking"!

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