Which one of you cowards is Ferd Sheed? - Page 10

infinite monkey · 04-22-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Except that we've never subjected people to the level of scrutiny seen in a criminal investigation because they want to go pee. Why would we start now?? We're freaking out about nothing.

Heh heh...

I was speaking more to the tangential issue of not being able to DESCRIBE anyone.

Spexx's comment just struck me, is all. I'm fairly unopinioned about this whole topic. I don't really care where anyone pees. If I had my druthers, there would just be restrooms...but SINGLE toilet/sink restrooms all in a row that steam clean themselves between every use. Because I hate public restrooms. Peeing next to someone is just weird. I don't know how youse guys do the urinal thing anyway.

/tangent...we now return you to your regularly scheduled fredthread

lumberjim · 04-22-2016, 07:37 PM

I hate pooping in a public bathroom. I don't care what gender you are, I don't want you in the room. I could give a fuck if women came in while I'm at a urinal.

I also think this is a lot of crap over nothing. How could it possibly be enforced? You might as well make jerking off illegal.

I do not agree with entertainers and businesses boycotting the entire state over this. I get it. They are trying to shine a light on the issue. But this only hurts the masses.

Most of all, it indicates how truly far from reality our national focus is. This is a huge deal to a very small and vocal minority.

Go shit in your hat.

Flint · 04-22-2016, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

You might as well make jerking off illegal.

So you're a Cruz man, eh?

lumberjim · 04-22-2016, 10:24 PM

I assume that's funny. He is pretty creepy. Is there also a jerking off tie in?

Smirk.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-23-2016, 12:54 AM

Sheep... I hope to hell this is highly edited...

Spexxvet · 04-23-2016, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

... You might as well make jerking off illegal...

Some places have

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...rld-penal-code

Spexxvet · 04-23-2016, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

It's this new Great American Culture of Fear we live in. Welcome to it.

It's not fear, it's being considerate of others.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-23-2016, 07:15 PM

It's hard to be considerate toward what you fear.
Nobody claims the fringe, the minority, the oddballs, are weird, they claim they're a danger. Best recruiting tool ever.

Here are some words from a big brain...

Clodfobble · 04-24-2016, 02:57 AM

Aw, shucks.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-24-2016, 03:13 AM

I thought it very apropos.

I had to scan it quick because this copy is going to Canada, and the replacements won't be here until the 29th.

classicman · 04-24-2016, 03:12 PM

Poo on you ...

Easy way to fix bathroom controversy. No longer call it boys and girls. Call it "innies" and "outties".
Danglers to one room, non-danglers to the other. "tucking" is not an exemption.

Flint · 04-24-2016, 03:43 PM

To the "right parts" argument:
The right parts (to go pee) are kidneys, ureters, bladder, and urethra.

sexobon · 04-24-2016, 08:12 PM

Let's not forget the prostate which in old farts with enlarged prostates can cause them to dribble on the women's bathroom floors. There's generally a higher rate of incontinence among women than men anyway; so, the old trannies with BPH will fit right in.

infinite monkey · 04-24-2016, 08:36 PM

At this point you've all just become creepy.

sexobon · 04-24-2016, 09:15 PM

We're creepy and we're kooky, mysterious and spooky, we're all together ookey, The Cellar: Community

We just did them in reverse order.

04-22-2016, 07:37 PM	#137
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hate pooping in a public bathroom. I don't care what gender you are, I don't want you in the room. I could give a fuck if women came in while I'm at a urinal. I also think this is a lot of crap over nothing. How could it possibly be enforced? You might as well make jerking off illegal. I do not agree with entertainers and businesses boycotting the entire state over this. I get it. They are trying to shine a light on the issue. But this only hurts the masses. Most of all, it indicates how truly far from reality our national focus is. This is a huge deal to a very small and vocal minority. Go shit in your hat. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-22-2016, 10:24 PM	#139
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I assume that's funny. He is pretty creepy. Is there also a jerking off tie in? Smirk. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-23-2016, 12:54 AM	#140
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sheep... I hope to hell this is highly edited... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-23-2016, 07:15 PM	#143
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's hard to be considerate toward what you fear. Nobody claims the fringe, the minority, the oddballs, are weird, they claim they're a danger. Best recruiting tool ever. Here are some words from a big brain... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-24-2016, 02:57 AM	#144
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Aw, shucks. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-24-2016, 03:13 AM	#145
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I thought it very apropos. I had to scan it quick because this copy is going to Canada, and the replacements won't be here until the 29th. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-24-2016, 03:12 PM	#146
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Poo on you ... Easy way to fix bathroom controversy. No longer call it boys and girls. Call it "innies" and "outties". Danglers to one room, non-danglers to the other. "tucking" is not an exemption. Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-24-2016, 03:43 PM	#147
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	To the "right parts" argument: The right parts (to go pee) are kidneys, ureters, bladder, and urethra. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-24-2016, 08:12 PM	#148
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Let's not forget the prostate which in old farts with enlarged prostates can cause them to dribble on the women's bathroom floors. There's generally a higher rate of incontinence among women than men anyway; so, the old trannies with BPH will fit right in.

04-24-2016, 08:36 PM	#149
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	At this point you've all just become creepy.

04-24-2016, 09:15 PM	#150
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	We're creepy and we're kooky, mysterious and spooky, we're all together ookey, The Cellar: Community We just did them in reverse order.

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