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04-21-2004, 06:30 PM
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I can hear my ears
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limericks
lim·er·ick Audio pronunciation of limerick ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lmr-k)
n. A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba. can you write a funny limerick about another cellar dwellar?
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04-21-2004, 06:46 PM
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there once was a poster named Jim
no topic was too trivial for him out of the cellar he would lumber trying to wake us all from our slumber alas, it was just one more foolish whim! |
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04-21-2004, 07:04 PM
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That's my story and I'm stickin' to it....
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In the cellar there once was a guy
Who sold cars in a suit and a tie A Cruiser here, and a Jeep, pre-owned, there, just sign on the dotted line. (ok, so it's near-rhyme *shrug*)  Sidhe
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04-21-2004, 07:07 PM
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I can hear my ears
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psst....sidhe, could i get the phoenetic pronunciation of "sidhe"?
pretty please?
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04-21-2004, 07:16 PM
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That's my story and I'm stickin' to it....
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"Shee"
Limerick away... (as long as it doesn't involve "pee" I can take it...lol)Sidhe
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My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner
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04-21-2004, 10:35 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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There once was a Toad from The Cellar
Who was a most agreeable feller He paid out the ass To serve us with class He's the boss guy of all of us Dwellars.
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04-22-2004, 07:31 AM
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Lecturer
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there once was an evil slick feline
who could not ever find enough time, to listen to cd's, and rules? never read these, she copied the disc and she felt fine. Last edited by staceyv; 04-22-2004 at 07:34 AM. |
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04-22-2004, 07:35 AM
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it wouldn't let me insert my little picture when i tried to edit....
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04-22-2004, 10:34 AM
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Don't know y'all well enough to get personal, but:
There once was a certain web forum That rarely displayed much decorum "Be wise for a bit Or just talk about shit" I was told, "and you'll never face boredom".
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04-22-2004, 10:44 AM
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While strolling down to the celler
I met an interesting feller His name was Jim I chatted with him And learned that he's a car seller. There once was a woman named Lady Whose views of the world were quite shady One could only surmise She told lots of lies And supported guys like James Brady
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04-22-2004, 10:50 AM
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A woman who called herself "Cat"
Made poems we could all laugh at Though her rhymes were quite clever I'd never endeavor To waste time playing tit-for-tat
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04-22-2004, 11:11 AM
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Your Bartender
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A gentleman, Nothing but Net
Liked having his camera all set. He said to the chicks, "Of you I'll take pics And post to The Cellar, you bet!" |
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04-22-2004, 03:07 PM
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I can hear my ears
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a young trollop named staceyV
laid her heart out for dwellars to see hoping we'd sympathize instead she was crucified we spit on her soul, don't you see?
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04-22-2004, 03:39 PM
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Your Bartender
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Needs work.. the rhythm isn't quite right.
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04-22-2004, 03:44 PM
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I can hear my ears
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oh. for someone who's name rhymes with phallus, that was awfully risky.
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