He Killed A Rabid Mountain Lion With A Skillet - Page 2

Ibby · 06-01-2012, 01:36 PM

Thats an important debate, though, Grav. The ones in 28 Days Later aren't dead - so are they zombies? Same with the zombie vampire things in I Am Legend. I can't think of many other examples of fast zombies outside video games.
I'm thinking of actually starting a thread with a poll. IS IT A ZOMBIE IF IT ISN'T UNDEAD?

Spexxvet · 06-01-2012, 01:43 PM

Obviously frying pans need to be outlawed. How many more poor, defenseless rabid mountain lions have to die?

Spexxvet · 06-01-2012, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram

Thats an important debate, though, Grav. The ones in 28 Days Later aren't dead - so are they zombies? Same with the zombie vampire things in I Am Legend. I can't think of many other examples of fast zombies outside video games.
I'm thinking of actually starting a thread with a poll. IS IT A ZOMBIE IF IT ISN'T UNDEAD?

The ones on Walking Dead seem to be fast only when they are in packs. Singly, they're slow M-Fers.

infinite monkey · 06-01-2012, 01:57 PM

Yeah, I was on that whole Night of the Living and Dawn of the Dead thing.

I never thought zombies would be subject to advances due to technology. Even zombies are sacred no more.

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Sundae · 06-02-2012, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

We got these new hotness zombies now-a-days (think 28 Days Later). These fuckers are fast.

Aren't they though?!
I'd be tempted to become Infected just so I could run like that.
Even with Robert Carlyle as bait I couldn't manage it otherwise.

wolf · 06-02-2012, 12:08 PM

Never underestimate the power of a good skillet. Kill a mountain lion and fry up some steaks after. Always keep your pan properly seasoned!

Sundae · 06-02-2012, 12:10 PM

You can kill a bear with a skillet too.
At least if she's really a Native American boinking your father.

Or so says John Irving.

Trilby · 06-02-2012, 12:19 PM

Tsk tsk - all this violence!

I'm going to start a support group for the Undead. They really seem
to need one. Last few weeks have been a real pr nightmare
for zombies (ie. Face-eating guy in Miami-zomibe in Maryland
and the Canuck pron star who recently ate another dude's torso....)

jimhelm · 06-02-2012, 01:00 PM

jimhelm · 06-02-2012, 01:02 PM

oooh! topical!

Gravdigr · 06-02-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram

...The ones in 28 Days Later aren't dead - so are they zombies?...

Yes, they are not zombies. Good point. That wacky bunch in "28 Days Later" was all virused up or something, and while some movies do get their zombies from/through a disease or some such, they do usually die before becoming too troublesome.

classicman · 06-02-2012, 11:42 PM

Fear not people, the Center or Disease Control has spoken.

wolf · 06-03-2012, 12:24 AM

No, really, they have ...

It started as a joke, and, as it turns out, includes a lot of really good pandemic preparedness information.

Gravdigr · 06-03-2012, 12:57 PM

I got curious, and...yep.

*Rule 34 applies.

* - Link NSFW

06-01-2012, 01:36 PM	#16
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Thats an important debate, though, Grav. The ones in 28 Days Later aren't dead - so are they zombies? Same with the zombie vampire things in I Am Legend. I can't think of many other examples of fast zombies outside video games. I'm thinking of actually starting a thread with a poll. IS IT A ZOMBIE IF IT ISN'T UNDEAD? __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

06-01-2012, 01:43 PM	#17
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Obviously frying pans need to be outlawed. How many more poor, defenseless rabid mountain lions have to die? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-02-2012, 12:08 PM	#22
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Never underestimate the power of a good skillet. Kill a mountain lion and fry up some steaks after. Always keep your pan properly seasoned! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-02-2012, 12:10 PM	#23
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You can kill a bear with a skillet too. At least if she's really a Native American boinking your father. Or so says John Irving. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-02-2012, 12:19 PM	#24
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Tsk tsk - all this violence! I'm going to start a support group for the Undead. They really seem to need one. Last few weeks have been a real pr nightmare for zombies (ie. Face-eating guy in Miami-zomibe in Maryland and the Canuck pron star who recently ate another dude's torso....) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-01-2012, 01:57 PM	#19
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yeah, I was on that whole Night of the Living and Dawn of the Dead thing. I never thought zombies would be subject to advances due to technology. Even zombies are sacred no more.

06-02-2012, 01:00 PM	#25
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06-02-2012, 01:02 PM	#26
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06-02-2012, 11:42 PM	#28
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Fear not people, the Center or Disease Control has spoken. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-03-2012, 12:24 AM	#29
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	No, really, they have ... It started as a joke, and, as it turns out, includes a lot of really good pandemic preparedness information. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-03-2012, 12:57 PM	#30
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