Riddle me this, haiku man! - Page 14

Undertoad · 09-13-2011, 12:33 AM

It was, because now the frustration is over!

That's an interesting one sir and well thought of by you.

infinite monkey · 09-13-2011, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

So I googled. The first hit is your post!

None of the others made much sense, but I'll stab in the dark:

Hee Haw.

SAL-ute!

SamIam · 09-13-2011, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Since this thread went fuck all to hell (Imma start a thread about starting threads and then not playing, then I'm not going to post in it!)

OK, OK. Actually I thought this thread would die after 3 posts. I'm really not very good at Haiku, but I'll try. This one should be easy:

Fog comes on my feet.
Possums recite my names.
I was worshipped once.

infinite monkey · 09-13-2011, 10:36 AM

little cat's feet...

Cats?

SamIam · 09-13-2011, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

little cat's feet...

Cats?

Very good. Fog comes in on little cat's feet (Robert Frost). Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats was the inspiration for the Broadway show "Cats." And cats were worshipped in ancient Egypt.

infinite monkey · 09-13-2011, 11:37 AM

Bravo!

I figured the first and third reference, but couldn't place the 2nd one, though I saw Cats some years ago.

monster · 09-13-2011, 10:14 PM

Oak Tree Abortions
Would make my job easier.
Danger overhead.

classicman · 09-13-2011, 10:22 PM

falling acorns

SamIam · 09-14-2011, 12:53 AM

Trimming oak branches.
Raking up oak leaves.

monster · 09-14-2011, 05:48 AM

Yup, gardening under a huge oak tree in the wind.

Spexxvet · 09-14-2011, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

SPOILER ALERT
Was it worth it?

Man, your brain is only slightly less impressive than Clodfobbles.

ZenGum · 09-16-2011, 09:32 AM

My internet is unclogged again, so in celebration:

Floating silberwurst
a spark, a flame, a great fall
a cliche is born

Pimped out blingster
lady bodyguards no help
needs a new home fast

eight points in two rows
snugly fit to make a house
outnumber humans

BigV · 09-16-2011, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Pimped out blingster
lady bodyguards no help
needs a new home fast

Ghaddafi

Undertoad · 09-16-2011, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Floating silberwurst
a spark, a flame, a great fall
a cliche is born

Oh the humanity?

glatt · 09-16-2011, 11:55 AM

excellent! In hind sight, these are obvious, but I couldn't get them.

09-13-2011, 10:14 PM	#202
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Oak Tree Abortions Would make my job easier. Danger overhead. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-13-2011, 10:22 PM	#203
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	falling acorns __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-14-2011, 05:48 AM	#205
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Yup, gardening under a huge oak tree in the wind. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-16-2011, 09:32 AM	#207
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	My internet is unclogged again, so in celebration: Floating silberwurst a spark, a flame, a great fall a cliche is born Pimped out blingster lady bodyguards no help needs a new home fast eight points in two rows snugly fit to make a house outnumber humans __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-13-2011, 12:33 AM	#196
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It was, because now the frustration is over! That's an interesting one sir and well thought of by you.

09-13-2011, 10:36 AM	#199
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	little cat's feet... Cats?

09-13-2011, 11:37 AM	#201
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Bravo! I figured the first and third reference, but couldn't place the 2nd one, though I saw Cats some years ago.

09-14-2011, 12:53 AM	#204
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Trimming oak branches. Raking up oak leaves.

09-16-2011, 11:55 AM	#210
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	excellent! In hind sight, these are obvious, but I couldn't get them.

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