What did you get blamed for

monster · 08-16-2011, 09:46 PM

...that you didn't do?

In junior (elementary) school, my best friend and I had been in trouble together a couple of times. She brought in some tampons and left them floating in the bog and told the nervous girl that they were dead mice. I got lumped in until nervous girl finally said she never saw me there and so my friend admitted it was just her and another girl.

Also, my sister blamed me for giving our mom her new address. Turned out it was her husband who did. Now ex-husband.

Trilby · 08-17-2011, 05:48 AM

everything I got blamed for I pretty much did.

grynch · 08-17-2011, 06:08 AM

My older brother got blamed for most of my stuff

Pico and ME · 08-17-2011, 07:01 AM

I was expert at not getting blamed. My brothers hated me for it.

footfootfoot · 08-17-2011, 07:30 AM

I got blamed for that whole Anthrax thing, it wasn't me--OBVIOUSLY.
I also got blamed for the start of WW I, again, innocent!

infinite monkey · 08-17-2011, 07:37 AM

My mom swore I'd used eyebrow pencil. I'm like "uh, mom...these are my eyebrows, this is what they've always looked like." She said NUH-UH. I said UH-HUH. My dad said HOO-HA.

I really don't remember getting blamed for stuff. I'll have to ask my brothers.

Clodfobble · 08-17-2011, 12:54 PM

This one time, at summer camp... No seriously, it was summer camp, and I was 12. There was this core group of us whose parents worked and we went there all day, everyday, from the last day of school to the first. By the end of the summer (the 9th summer in a row for most of us,) we were getting pretty bored of archery, crafts, all that stuff. One day my two best friends and I began entertaining ourselves by writing a soap opera involving all the camp regulars in a spiral notebook one of them had brought. Stupid stuff, like Kid A and Kid B were married, and they had Siamese twins who were Kids C and D stuck together, but Kid A was secretly in love with Kid E, who'd awoken from a coma and didn't remember anyone, etc. etc.

Anyway, as it progressed throughout the day, the notebook got passed around and added to extensively by other campers. I swear to you now as I swore to the camp director at the time, I hadn't seen that notebook since lunch break, but apparently it turned explicitly pornographic at some point, involving kids, counselors, and the old couple who ran the place.

Of course it had to be that same old lady who found the dang thing and read it. And when she demanded to know whose notebook it was, everyone kept quiet except this one bitch named Lindsey who proudly declared it belonged to me and my two friends.

I think they must have known it wasn't really us, because there were a dozen distinct handwriting samples in that thing, but we weren't snitches, so we refused to name anyone else. They yelled at us long enough to make the other two cry--not me though, I just glared back with what I hoped were beady, defiant eyes--but they didn't even tell our parents about it in the end. I told myself that they were secretly proud of me for not crying.

monster · 08-17-2011, 01:34 PM

Oh I got in trouble for a similar thing (with that friend) i was totally guilty on that one, though. A game called consequenses.

Gravdigr · 08-17-2011, 03:07 PM

I'm an only child. I got blamed for everything.

BigV · 08-22-2011, 10:00 PM

blamed?
are you kidding? I'm the older brother. When my sister was annoying, heheh... well, that's just silly. My sister, when she hit me, sometimes I hit back. BLAMED. "you're older, you should know better".

then all the other times, when she hit me, and I didn't hit her back but went and told instead? BLAMED. "You're older you shouldn't let her bother you".

I did knock the door out of the frame once, yeah. Blamed. Justifiably this time, but shit settled down after that, as we had overcome our failure to communicate.

zippyt · 08-22-2011, 10:41 PM

i get blamed for co workers being Idgets !!!

08-16-2011, 09:46 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	What did you get blamed for ...that you didn't do? In junior (elementary) school, my best friend and I had been in trouble together a couple of times. She brought in some tampons and left them floating in the bog and told the nervous girl that they were dead mice. I got lumped in until nervous girl finally said she never saw me there and so my friend admitted it was just her and another girl. Also, my sister blamed me for giving our mom her new address. Turned out it was her husband who did. Now ex-husband. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-17-2011, 05:48 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	everything I got blamed for I pretty much did. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-17-2011, 07:30 AM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I got blamed for that whole Anthrax thing, it wasn't me--OBVIOUSLY. I also got blamed for the start of WW I, again, innocent! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-17-2011, 12:54 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	This one time, at summer camp... No seriously, it was summer camp, and I was 12. There was this core group of us whose parents worked and we went there all day, everyday, from the last day of school to the first. By the end of the summer (the 9th summer in a row for most of us,) we were getting pretty bored of archery, crafts, all that stuff. One day my two best friends and I began entertaining ourselves by writing a soap opera involving all the camp regulars in a spiral notebook one of them had brought. Stupid stuff, like Kid A and Kid B were married, and they had Siamese twins who were Kids C and D stuck together, but Kid A was secretly in love with Kid E, who'd awoken from a coma and didn't remember anyone, etc. etc. Anyway, as it progressed throughout the day, the notebook got passed around and added to extensively by other campers. I swear to you now as I swore to the camp director at the time, I hadn't seen that notebook since lunch break, but apparently it turned explicitly pornographic at some point, involving kids, counselors, and the old couple who ran the place. Of course it had to be that same old lady who found the dang thing and read it. And when she demanded to know whose notebook it was, everyone kept quiet except this one bitch named Lindsey who proudly declared it belonged to me and my two friends. I think they must have known it wasn't really us, because there were a dozen distinct handwriting samples in that thing, but we weren't snitches, so we refused to name anyone else. They yelled at us long enough to make the other two cry--not me though, I just glared back with what I hoped were beady, defiant eyes--but they didn't even tell our parents about it in the end. I told myself that they were secretly proud of me for not crying. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-17-2011, 01:34 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Oh I got in trouble for a similar thing (with that friend) i was totally guilty on that one, though. A game called consequenses. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-17-2011, 06:08 AM	#3
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	My older brother got blamed for most of my stuff

08-17-2011, 07:01 AM	#4
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I was expert at not getting blamed. My brothers hated me for it.

08-17-2011, 07:37 AM	#6
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	My mom swore I'd used eyebrow pencil. I'm like "uh, mom...these are my eyebrows, this is what they've always looked like." She said NUH-UH. I said UH-HUH. My dad said HOO-HA. I really don't remember getting blamed for stuff. I'll have to ask my brothers.

08-17-2011, 03:07 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm an only child. I got blamed for everything. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-22-2011, 10:00 PM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	blamed? are you kidding? I'm the older brother. When my sister was annoying, heheh... well, that's just silly. My sister, when she hit me, sometimes I hit back. BLAMED. "you're older, you should know better". then all the other times, when she hit me, and I didn't hit her back but went and told instead? BLAMED. "You're older you shouldn't let her bother you". I did knock the door out of the frame once, yeah. Blamed. Justifiably this time, but shit settled down after that, as we had overcome our failure to communicate. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-22-2011, 10:41 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	i get blamed for co workers being Idgets !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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