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Gravdigr · 02-23-2011, 08:14 AM

You ain't been finger-printed until you've been finger-printed by the U.S. Marshals. Took thirty minutes. They took prints from parts of my hands/fingers that I didn't know could leave prints, or even knew had prints.

monster · 02-25-2011, 08:06 AM

Ball prints would be a tricky concept. I wonder if they've ever had to do that?

Perry Winkle · 02-25-2011, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Ball prints would be a tricky concept. I wonder if they've ever had to do that?

There was this weird documentary on some cable movie channel a few years ago. It showed the process they use to make porn-star branded sex toys.

They make molds of the actual erect penis and testicles for dildos, and molds of vulvas and buttocks and mouths for... I don't even know what to call them. Receptacles?

I'm not sure you can match them up to a person very easily... The process was very uncomfortable and took quite a long time.

Kaliayev · 02-27-2011, 07:28 AM

Enhanced CRBs are good fun. I've actually got a small folder full of the things. I'm 99.9% I could, with five minutes of effort, come up with a cheaper and more efficient method of carrying out checks, but it keeps the civil service busy, so there is that positive outcome.

02-23-2011, 08:14 AM	#31
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02-25-2011, 08:06 AM	#32
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Ball prints would be a tricky concept. I wonder if they've ever had to do that? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-27-2011, 07:28 AM	#34
Kaliayev Magnificent Bastard Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 216	Enhanced CRBs are good fun. I've actually got a small folder full of the things. I'm 99.9% I could, with five minutes of effort, come up with a cheaper and more efficient method of carrying out checks, but it keeps the civil service busy, so there is that positive outcome.

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