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I hear them call the tide
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jeeze people, stop posting while I'm distracted by the kids. We have a postsnowfromthedrivepartum wiifeedingfrenzy problem
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This is the funniest thing I've read in a week. Thanks.
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Also, what would prevent a woman from collecting food while caring for a child, no matter how freshly hatched? Quote:
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I'm having a post-Pardo feeding problem. I can only eat on Saturday night at 11:30.
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I hear them call the tide
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The Cellar: We took a cultural anthropology class
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Oh come on, you gotta include the punchline!
The Cellar: We took a cultural anthropology class, this is fact. |
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I hear them call the tide
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yeah, I thought I dropped something, I'm such a klutz
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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You can just sew it back on.
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I hear them call the tide
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I was probably trying to hunt/gather and nurture at the same time. Always ends in tears.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Sew? Sew? Don't look at me!
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I hear them call the tide
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I'mm'a use double-sided sticky tape.
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Teh Cellar: We don't sew, we velcro
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I hear them call the tide
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but you sewed the velcro on.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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What do you do if you lose a buttonhole?
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polaroid of perfection
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(that was the joke)
Poke another one. Any hole's a goal.
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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Once when Mark Twain was lecturing in Utah, a Mormon acquaintance argued with him on the subject of polygamy. After a long and rather heated debate, the Mormon finally said, “Can you find for me a single passage of Scripture which forbids polygamy?” “Certainly,” replied Twain. “‘No man can serve two masters.’”
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