Pineapples and Citrus Fruits - Page 3

DanaC · 01-25-2011, 03:32 PM

I heard that clone thing before.

monster · 01-25-2011, 03:33 PM

These are not the clones you are looking for

DanaC · 01-25-2011, 03:34 PM

ahahahahahah

Bitch I was sipping a baileys.

Fucking burning nose and throat now.

plthijinx · 01-25-2011, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

did you know that a banana is actually an herb?

so we can dry out the skins and smoke'em?

ok never mind

Cloud · 01-25-2011, 03:35 PM

okay, I wouldn't call a banana an "herb" but it does come from an herbaceous plant, just like a carrot:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbaceous_plant

Quote:

A herbaceous plant (in botanical use simply herb) is a plant that has leaves and stems that die down at the end of the growing season to the soil level. They have no persistent woody stem above ground.[1] Herbaceous plants may be annuals, biennials or perennials.[2]

am learning much! (sick at home today)

glatt · 01-25-2011, 03:36 PM

I heard the clone thing and the disappearing thing. But I also heard the disappearing thing is a myth and that there are tons of varieties out there, and that they would just have to plant new ones but it would take a while to ramp up.

Cloud · 01-25-2011, 03:38 PM

I'm scared of banana plants. spiders live there.

monster · 01-25-2011, 03:47 PM

Spiders live everywhere. Or are the banana plants in league with them? Shh, she's comng, quick, hide in my herby folds and jump out when I wiggle my left banana. No, the other left..... well put one leg behind each banana then. Srsly, you're too slow, she's gone already.... why don't you weave a web in my fronds that says something special. like "whale penis". That'll get her good.....

Cloud · 01-25-2011, 03:51 PM

big, scary spiders. dinner plate size.

ETA: i scared myself googling this. This thread was making me hungry--now I'm too scared to eat!

jimhelm · 01-25-2011, 03:52 PM

banana spiders are on them!

monster · 01-25-2011, 03:57 PM

Pineapples are not the only fruit...

monster · 01-25-2011, 03:58 PM

Fridge Spiders would be a useful weight loss tool. Anyone up for a little genetic tinkering?

plthijinx · 01-25-2011, 04:05 PM

talking about the chicken pineapple kabobs made me go to the store to make them for supper......

Undertoad · 01-25-2011, 04:26 PM

I came to believe that pineapples were citrus because they were one of the flavors in Citrus Lifesavers.

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

I came to believe that pineapples greater than myself could restore me to sanity and thus were Citrus Lifesavers.

FTFY

View Poll Results: Pineapples and Citrus Fruit and place of upbringing
I was brought up to believe pineapple is a citrus fruit. American continent	3	12.00%
I was brought up to believe pineapple is a citrus fruit. Elsewhere	0	0%
I consider pineapple t be similar to a citrus fruit. American continent	4	16.00%
I consider pineapple t be similar to a citrus fruit. Elsewhere	0	0%
Are you kidding me? they're nothing alike. American Continent	9	36.00%
Are you kidding me? they're nothing alike. Elsewhere	9	36.00%
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

01-25-2011, 03:33 PM	#32
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	These are not the clones you are looking for __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-25-2011, 03:38 PM	#37
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I'm scared of banana plants. spiders live there. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-25-2011, 03:47 PM	#38
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Spiders live everywhere. Or are the banana plants in league with them? Shh, she's comng, quick, hide in my herby folds and jump out when I wiggle my left banana. No, the other left..... well put one leg behind each banana then. Srsly, you're too slow, she's gone already.... why don't you weave a web in my fronds that says something special. like "whale penis". That'll get her good..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-25-2011, 03:51 PM	#39
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	big, scary spiders. dinner plate size. ETA: i scared myself googling this. This thread was making me hungry--now I'm too scared to eat! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-25-2011, 03:36 PM	#36
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I heard the clone thing and the disappearing thing. But I also heard the disappearing thing is a myth and that there are tons of varieties out there, and that they would just have to plant new ones but it would take a while to ramp up.

01-25-2011, 03:52 PM	#40
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	banana spiders are on them! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

01-25-2011, 03:57 PM	#41
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Pineapples are not the only fruit... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-25-2011, 03:58 PM	#42
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Fridge Spiders would be a useful weight loss tool. Anyone up for a little genetic tinkering? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-25-2011, 04:05 PM	#43
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	talking about the chicken pineapple kabobs made me go to the store to make them for supper...... Attached Images __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-25-2011, 04:26 PM	#44
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I came to believe that pineapples were citrus because they were one of the flavors in Citrus Lifesavers.

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