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xoxoxoBruce · 09-01-2010, 12:02 PM

Are they they people that sort what you're doing into categories, even though they don't know you, or what your intentions/motives are? Or are they the people that decide what your intentions/motives are, even though they have never met you?

Quack.

Gravdigr · 09-03-2010, 03:03 PM

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AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

I love this woman, and I want to marry her.

Undertoad · 09-03-2010, 06:48 PM

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auto erotic manipulation

Haw. That writer did that totally on purpose.

skysidhe · 09-10-2010, 04:17 PM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...0903043_2.html

The three Americans were hiking in the mountains of Iraq's northern Kurdish region on July 31, 2009, when, according to their families, they strayed across the border accidentally. Authorities in Tehran confirmed three days later that the three had been arrested, and an Iranian Arabic-language television network quoted police sources as saying they were "CIA agents."

weird because they were hiking!? in Iran? come on...

classicman · 09-10-2010, 05:16 PM

Apparently there are people who like to hike. Weird isn't it?

Wasn't one of them just released? Health issues, lump in her breast... something.

skysidhe · 09-10-2010, 07:36 PM

Yes, I am planning my Iranian boarder hike right now. The mother of vacations!

classicman · 09-11-2010, 10:34 AM

You've taken in an Iranian boarder - that was really nice of you.

Seriously - I cannot image wanting to do that, but there are people who are into that. I'm just not one of them.

skysidhe · 09-11-2010, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

You've taken in an Iranian boarder - that was really nice of you.

classicman · 09-13-2010, 01:01 PM

This probably belongs in the WTF thread, but this was easier to find.

glatt · 09-13-2010, 01:23 PM

I think the severing of all the limbs probably had a bit to do with the death of the donkey.

Spexxvet · 09-13-2010, 02:39 PM

The had "unnatural sex with a donkey". Would they have gotten in trouble if it had been godd old natural sex with a donkey?

squirell nutkin · 09-13-2010, 06:39 PM

feb 8th 2000? Think those guys are up for parole?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-13-2010, 07:48 PM

Once they're paroled, they'll probably be sent to the ~~American~~ Coalition front.

Crimson Ghost · 09-16-2010, 12:44 AM

Now, let's admit it, when we were young, we did dumb things for some ass.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-16-2010, 02:24 AM

Never cut her appendages off though, and as studly as I am was, none of them died from me.

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09-01-2010, 12:02 PM	#1066
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Are they they people that sort what you're doing into categories, even though they don't know you, or what your intentions/motives are? Or are they the people that decide what your intentions/motives are, even though they have never met you? Quack. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-10-2010, 05:16 PM	#1070
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Apparently there are people who like to hike. Weird isn't it? Wasn't one of them just released? Health issues, lump in her breast... something. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-11-2010, 10:34 AM	#1072
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	You've taken in an Iranian boarder - that was really nice of you. Seriously - I cannot image wanting to do that, but there are people who are into that. I'm just not one of them. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-13-2010, 01:01 PM	#1074
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	This probably belongs in the WTF thread, but this was easier to find. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-13-2010, 02:39 PM	#1076
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The had "unnatural sex with a donkey". Would they have gotten in trouble if it had been godd old natural sex with a donkey? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

09-10-2010, 04:17 PM	#1069
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...0903043_2.html The three Americans were hiking in the mountains of Iraq's northern Kurdish region on July 31, 2009, when, according to their families, they strayed across the border accidentally. Authorities in Tehran confirmed three days later that the three had been arrested, and an Iranian Arabic-language television network quoted police sources as saying they were "CIA agents." weird because they were hiking!? in Iran? come on...

09-10-2010, 07:36 PM	#1071
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Yes, I am planning my Iranian boarder hike right now. The mother of vacations!

09-13-2010, 01:23 PM	#1075
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I think the severing of all the limbs probably had a bit to do with the death of the donkey.

09-13-2010, 06:39 PM	#1077
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	feb 8th 2000? Think those guys are up for parole? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

09-13-2010, 07:48 PM	#1078
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Once they're paroled, they'll probably be sent to the ~~American~~ Coalition front. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-16-2010, 12:44 AM	#1079
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Now, let's admit it, when we were young, we did dumb things for some ass. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

09-16-2010, 02:24 AM	#1080
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Never cut her appendages off though, and as studly as I am was, none of them died from me. : __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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