What gives you Job Security? - Page 2

HungLikeJesus · 05-01-2010, 08:21 PM

I can't think of anything.

BrianR · 05-01-2010, 10:30 PM

Being very good at what I do, being willing to take the jobs no one else wants and get them done on time and putting up with an amazing amount of bullshit. I have even brought in new customers just by noticing they were there and making the right contacts.

Griff · 05-02-2010, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I can't think of anything.

Yeah, that makes me a little uncomfortable as well.

Trilby · 05-02-2010, 09:42 AM

the security guard. He walks me to my car at night so the triffids don't get me. (They spit poison and kill)

monster · 05-02-2010, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

Being very good at what I do, being willing to take the jobs no one else wants and get them done on time and putting up with an amazing amount of bullshit. I have even brought in new customers just by noticing they were there and making the right contacts.

But wait, you're not currently employed, so erm.....

ZenGum · 05-03-2010, 03:50 AM

The inexhaustible supply of human dumbness.

Razzmatazz13 · 05-11-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

The inexhaustible supply of human dumbness.

This.

dmg1969 · 05-12-2010, 11:54 AM

The fact that they won't find another person to do their IT who will ALSO...
do the mail
run to the courthouse
plunge toilets
plus a shit-load more.

They are sooooooo f'ed if I leave!

monster · 05-12-2010, 08:34 PM

The problem is, 85% of top management don't realize how effed they'll be until it's too late and they sack you to cut costs.

Shawnee123 · 05-12-2010, 08:36 PM

4 out of 5 dentists disagree.

Shawnee123 · 05-12-2010, 08:41 PM

Yeah, it's that fifth dentist.

monster · 05-12-2010, 08:43 PM

I've heard he doesn't warranty his crowns.

wolf · 05-13-2010, 01:06 AM

There are always more crazy people. No matter how hard we try to fix 'em, the ones we know about still keep breaking, and there's all these new ones.

TheMercenary · 05-13-2010, 02:33 PM

Education and a never ending stream of sick people....

05-01-2010, 08:21 PM	#16
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I can't think of anything. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-01-2010, 10:30 PM	#17
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Being very good at what I do, being willing to take the jobs no one else wants and get them done on time and putting up with an amazing amount of bullshit. I have even brought in new customers just by noticing they were there and making the right contacts. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

05-02-2010, 09:42 AM	#19
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the security guard. He walks me to my car at night so the triffids don't get me. (They spit poison and kill) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-03-2010, 03:50 AM	#21
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The inexhaustible supply of human dumbness. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-12-2010, 11:54 AM	#23
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	The fact that they won't find another person to do their IT who will ALSO... do the mail run to the courthouse plunge toilets plus a shit-load more. They are sooooooo f'ed if I leave! __________________ Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

05-12-2010, 08:34 PM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The problem is, 85% of top management don't realize how effed they'll be until it's too late and they sack you to cut costs. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-12-2010, 08:36 PM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	4 out of 5 dentists disagree. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-12-2010, 08:41 PM	#26
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yeah, it's that fifth dentist. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-12-2010, 08:43 PM	#27
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I've heard he doesn't warranty his crowns. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-13-2010, 01:06 AM	#28
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	There are always more crazy people. No matter how hard we try to fix 'em, the ones we know about still keep breaking, and there's all these new ones. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-13-2010, 02:33 PM	#29
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Education and a never ending stream of sick people....

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