Tapeworm Quiz - Page 2

capnhowdy · 09-05-2009, 09:26 PM

A tapeworm couple. Isn't that romantic. The way I see it if you have a tapeworm couple it's only a matter of time.......

capnhowdy · 09-05-2009, 09:30 PM

25 shots of scotch? You gotta be kidding me.

wolf · 09-06-2009, 07:51 AM

36 Baboons. If only they were endangered ... as a community we could beat them into extinction.

Oh, and my cellphone is dirty.

Currently, there are 1,393,140 germs living on your cell phone
That's the equivalent of 279 toilet seats!

capnhowdy · 09-06-2009, 08:25 AM

808,920 germs on my phone. I think I'll give them a call and tell them to GTF off.

skysidhe · 09-06-2009, 09:01 AM

A tapeworm couple.

It would take 15 white Russians to kill me.

DucksNuts · 09-07-2009, 04:42 AM

This thread freaks me out because of bad yeast worm experience.

TheMercenary · 09-07-2009, 07:48 AM

A good tapeworm infestation should cause some really awesome weight loss.

skysidhe · 09-07-2009, 09:18 AM

what is a yeast worm ducks?

lumberjim · 09-07-2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Entire Family.

I liked this one better.

44 bottles of yeungling to kill me

toranokaze · 09-07-2009, 08:55 PM

It would take 42 bottles of Yuengling Light Lager to kill me

I'm amused

DanaC · 09-08-2009, 06:43 AM

I like the How to Prepare your Pets for War section. On cats:

ZenGum · 09-08-2009, 11:33 PM

One lousy stinkin tapeworm.

18 glasses of Penfold's Grange hermitage to kill me, which at $400 per bottle, will bankrupt me before I die, but I will die hapy and broke, at least.

lumberjim · 09-08-2009, 11:45 PM

I could support a million man march of tapeworms

monster · 09-09-2009, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I could support a million man march of tapeworms

...but a one woman march would do you in....

DucksNuts · 09-13-2009, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe

what is a yeast worm ducks?

Its an old wives tale.....that you can get infected with yeast worms from beer thats served on tap at pubs.

The story used to go that a guy went to the hospital with stomach pain and they extracted a 4 foot yeast worm, which he got from dirty beer lines.

A guy I know went to the hospital with stomach pain and he told us all that he had a huge yeast worm removed, we were all freaked out and I couldnt drink tap beer for ages....traumatised I was!!

09-05-2009, 09:26 PM	#16
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	A tapeworm couple. Isn't that romantic. The way I see it if you have a tapeworm couple it's only a matter of time....... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-05-2009, 09:30 PM	#17
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	25 shots of scotch? You gotta be kidding me. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-06-2009, 07:51 AM	#18
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	36 Baboons. If only they were endangered ... as a community we could beat them into extinction. Oh, and my cellphone is dirty. Currently, there are 1,393,140 germs living on your cell phone That's the equivalent of 279 toilet seats! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-06-2009, 08:25 AM	#19
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	808,920 germs on my phone. I think I'll give them a call and tell them to GTF off. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-07-2009, 07:48 AM	#22
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	A good tapeworm infestation should cause some really awesome weight loss. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-06-2009, 09:01 AM	#20
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	A tapeworm couple. It would take 15 white Russians to kill me.

09-07-2009, 04:42 AM	#21
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	This thread freaks me out because of bad yeast worm experience.

09-07-2009, 09:18 AM	#23
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	what is a yeast worm ducks?

09-07-2009, 08:55 PM	#25
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	It would take 42 bottles of Yuengling Light Lager to kill me I'm amused __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

09-08-2009, 11:33 PM	#27
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	One lousy stinkin tapeworm. 18 glasses of Penfold's Grange hermitage to kill me, which at $400 per bottle, will bankrupt me before I die, but I will die hapy and broke, at least. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-08-2009, 11:45 PM	#28
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I could support a million man march of tapeworms __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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