Knock Knock

be-bop · 06-18-2009, 05:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw

lumberjim · 06-18-2009, 05:53 PM

best knock knock joke:

somebody start it:

Flint · 06-18-2009, 06:02 PM

Shawnee123 · 06-18-2009, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

best knock knock joke:

somebody start it:

My personal favorite: works on the nieces every time.

Clodfobble · 06-18-2009, 09:26 PM

Have you told them the "interrupting cow" joke, Shawnee? They'd love that one.

Shawnee123 · 06-18-2009, 09:29 PM

Hehehee, that's the one they tell me that gets the ball rolling so I can sneak the "you start" one in on them.

SteveDallas · 06-18-2009, 09:32 PM

Knock, knock.

ZenGum · 06-18-2009, 11:00 PM

After the big interrupting cow, try the big interrupting sloth (hiss at them about 20 seconds late). Then the big interrupting totally uncalled for (apply palm of right hand to their face as firmly as you dare).

Gravdigr · 06-19-2009, 11:43 AM

I don't get it.

Clodfobble · 06-19-2009, 11:47 AM

It's like this, Gravdigr:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c--
MOOO!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
..........................SSssssss.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting totally uncalled for.
Interr--
*SMACK*

jinx · 06-19-2009, 11:50 AM

Gravdigr · 06-24-2009, 02:50 AM

Ohhh...now I get it.

06-18-2009, 05:46 PM	#1
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	Knock Knock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw

06-18-2009, 05:53 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	best knock knock joke: somebody start it: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-18-2009, 06:02 PM	#3
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06-18-2009, 09:26 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Have you told them the "interrupting cow" joke, Shawnee? They'd love that one. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-18-2009, 09:29 PM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hehehee, that's the one they tell me that gets the ball rolling so I can sneak the "you start" one in on them. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-18-2009, 09:32 PM	#7
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Knock, knock. Attached Images

06-18-2009, 11:00 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	After the big interrupting cow, try the big interrupting sloth (hiss at them about 20 seconds late). Then the big interrupting totally uncalled for (apply palm of right hand to their face as firmly as you dare). __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-19-2009, 11:43 AM	#9
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06-19-2009, 11:47 AM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's like this, Gravdigr: Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-- MOOO! Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting sloth. Interrupting sloth who? ..........................SSssssss. Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting totally uncalled for. Interr-- SMACK __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-19-2009, 11:50 AM	#11
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	__________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

06-24-2009, 02:50 AM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ohhh...now I get it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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